Be very afraid, remember Terminator where the machines took over and pretty much killed us like rabbits?  Judgment Day is at hand and it isn't rabid, homicidal super computers, it's a race of super broccoli so advanced they can operate heavy equipment, build particle accelerators, and solve complex equations before they've had their morning cup of coffee.

This is the same kind of scientific stupidity that created killer bees, Godzilla or the worst scientific catastrophe of the 20th century, the bedazzler.

Once super broccoli figures out how stupid human beings are, and that won't take long if they get a hold of a television set with a basic cable subscription, they will leapfrog humans to the head of the evolutionary ladder.

Imagine if you will the consequences, a super broccoli will beat man to Mars, a super broccoli will write the great American novel, on their lunch break, a super broccoli will cure cancer and then forget it on purpose because super broccoli don't get cancer.  They never die.  Because they're, well, super.

Speaking of super, I believe they will also have, X-Ray/Heat vision, super cooling breath, the power of flight, and be super strong.  Man will be helpless against them.  And why?

Because a bunch of idiot scientists in Britain couldn't keep their smarty pants on, that's why.

What next?  A race of super carrots?  Peas of steel?  Spider Lettuce?

My solution?  Fire bomb England before the super broccoli can spread, before it's too late.  Burn every last plant to the ground. 

Or your grandchildren will be enslaved by a race of cruel super produce the likes of which you can't even imagine...